**my god [ redacted ] was right. Their dad really is just the king of nerds and dorks.**

**....... i wonder why aunt cat and uncle mordred would always make me sit on the floor....**

. Is that-

> RUNNING BEFORE SHE BECOMES A VICTIM

"I'm still bitter from the shrink ray incident! Unethical experimentation on a royal is a capital crime you know!!!"

"Clearly... You're lucky big sis ( Hikari ) hasn't learned how to kick butt like uncle rei' yet. She's the only one who can make you behave..."

"Oh yeah?! If I wasn't trying to keep a low profile, I'd go and get uncle rei right now! I bet a good stern look from him would get you in line!"

"Its MY dad being directly targeted by yggdrasil! Gods, thought that stunt of his a couple months ago was going to give me a heart attack..."

"WHAT HAPPENED TO A LOW PROFILE?!"

"Not my fault magical girl anime is a lot more entertaining then askran history...."

"Did you even bring one with you? .... I'd lend you my version of mom's, but with the color you'd be pretty conspicuous... and I'm not trusting you to return it to me intact."

😮‍💨 "Come on... I know how to slip past the guards into moms room. She won't notice if one of her sweaters goes missing for a day or two."

"what?! i like uncle [ CRASH ] ! they're always nice to me!"

> peeking over their shoulder like the big sis she is. she's known them for years after all. "dang... they're mad."