I humbly apologize, Leafs Nation. This post is why we feel this way today. I wasn't thinking. #KissOfPlayoffDeathContinues

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Why are the hockey gods forcing me to root for either the Panthers or the Canes??? "I must have been something horrible in another life, like Dracula or a spin instructor or something." #ECF #NHLPlayoffs

I'm really in need of Violence Friday. Happy IdrisDay!

I sincerely feel for the people of Missouri right now, but your senator Josh Hawley is currently in the "find out" stage of the consequences of his voting actions. Thoughts and prayers.

This is adorable.

I'm really happy Blash got a job, but the Hawks? Seriously?

Things I want to do as a cishet woman: 1) Unbreak Toni Braxton's heart. 2) Let Melissa Etheridge in. 3) Satisfy K.D. Lang's constant craving.

It makes perfect sense now that you mention it.

I have never seen you so passionate about *anything*!

Someone put Musk on a podcast immediately, this needs to escalate 😂

My TOTUS-loving boss thinks this administration has gone too far. I'm torn between congratulations on waking up and WTF were you in November?

But they were never really simple, were they, Sly? Rest In Power. youtu.be/k4qqNl_nsUQ?si…

Oh, damn. He blocked me because I asked him why he cared more about a parade than the military budget being cut by 22%. However will I survive?

How many times do I have to say "Fucking Florida "?

Michigan is going to see high 90s *and* high humidity for the next week. When did I move to Georgia?? I'm a Yankee for reason, Mother Nature! Come on, winter.