This is how turians sleep, Shepard. #TurianFacts

༄ Look, Twitter, I get it’s an easy mistake to make, but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are *not* a krogan clan, and I don’t really need to follow them.

Good morning to third-rate Omega thugs trying to cross a chokepoint bridge and third-rate Omega thugs trying to cross a chokepoint bridge only

The whole Archangel thing started with my favorite noodle stall being torched.

Aria T'Loak Probably my delicious lips give that impression? But…

@CmdrButtface …And that’s where elcors come. From elcorns.

@TLoakAria No, I would just listen to that sweet, honeyed invective.

Sprits, I look terrible in a human suit. Remind me to never do that again.

*Moves to Omega forever*

@TuchankasFinest There’s an adult title out already? They’re really slacking with the names…

I see how it is. I need a new handbag, and some new shorts and trousers, but I guess I’ll go shopping by my lonesome then…

It’s always “Ooh, Garrus, shoot this guy” or “Ooh, Garrus, be awesome like you always are” and never “Ooh, Garrus, your top matches so well”

It’s called a utility belt, Shepard.

Flirting? Please… there’s simply only so much a turian can withhold when graced with such presences.

-Somersaults down from Engineering to the shuttle bay, and runs to the bars. He jumps on and swings around to do a set of inverted sit-ups-