You don’t realize how few songs you know all the words to until you’re singing Jingle Bells to your newborn at 2 am...in August.

Where’s the livestream of the head-butting Brady and Rodgers goats? Because I would watch the shit outta that 🐐

Seriously!

That is running into the kicker, not roughing. You’ve got to be kidding me! #Packers #NFL

If you ever feel the need to sob uncontrollably, I recommend watching #LittleWomen with your sister around the holidays.

This is absolutely absurd.

For every retweet this gets, I will personally donate $0.05 towards #BellLetsTaIk 🙋🏻‍♀️ 💕 Let’s talk about how it’s okay to not be okay. It’s okay to ask for help! That’s not a sign of weakness, it’s a sign of strength! #BellLetsTaIk #BellLetsTaIk #BellLetsTaIk #BellLetsTaIk

I’m not the only one who instantly doubles the amount of garlic a recipe calls for, right?

As I’m sure the number of people frantically googling ‘how to keep guacamole from turning brown’ will hit its max today, may I offer a helpful hint I stole from the internet - water. Godspeed, football friends.

Gucci, what?

So Adam Levine can flash both of his nipples, but Janet Jackson can't flash any? #OUTRAGE #PepsiHalftime

OH, SO ADAM LEVINE CAN TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF AND THEY DO PYROTECHNICS, BUT JANET JACKSON GETS HER CAREER TORPEDOED BY LES MOONVES??

Sooooo, #AdamLevine can show off his nipples, but #JanetJackson is still (to this day) shunned for showing one of hers. That’s just great.

Now Joe Namath knows what Suzy Kolber felt like... #SuperBowl

Ridiculously awesome maybe

Slow. Clap.

Slow clap.

It's coming home. #WeTheNorth