Fun fact that may or may not be true: All angels are made with four nipples. Even funner fact: He lost some along the way.

What –— yours or mine, angel? Specificity is important.

“Ours, eh? Yeah, all right. Which one’s your favourite? I know you’re not supposed to have one, but there’s always a favourite.”

'Puppies are Forever' by Sia has been playing in Nina's shop since the start of November. He's proud of this one.

𝐀𝐰𝐡. But now it's not 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 as fun if he's got permission. Actually, it isn't fun 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥.

“What’re you so chipper about?”A smile from Nina was a rare thing — a genuine one even more so. “Things going well with” He waves a hand behind him towards the record shop. “Whatshername?”

Still obsessing over Crowley's instinct to wrap his fingers around Aziraphale's. 🫠

I just can't wait for Crowley to bitchily say, "SuPrEmE aRcHaNgeL AzIRaPhAle"

Let's be honest here. This is Crowley on his wedding day. Look at that lil smirk there. He knows he's getting lucky tonight.

I always wondered what Aziraphale was doing here. Did he want to jumpscare Crowley and changed his mind at the last second? Was he snooping in his car? Did he see the plants and wonder why they were there? DID HE TALK TO THE PLANTS? DID THE PLANTS TALK BACK?

Say what you want, but this angel has been having orgasms since the dawn of time.

Ineffable conversations that won’t let me be pt.2 Aziraphale’s driving back from Edinburgh. Crowley’s tending the bookshop, they’re on the “radio-phone”. Jim is…around. “Angel.” “Crowley! Hello.~” “…” “…” “Why do you sound like 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭?” “Like what?” “𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐲.”—

"the only thing a boy's gonna give a girl for free's captivity" the girl: the boy:

The resemblance is uncanny. One of the rarest on the planet? Interesting.😏

Ineffable Conversations That Won't Let Me Be Pt.3 “Ah, there you are.” Aziraphale barged into the room with seemingly no consideration for the passed out demon inside. The bastard. Said demon groaned — it might have been a plea for help or to be left alone. “Here I am. You —