Swayman was clearly built for hugs, not violence

I am already so tired of seeing Jack Eichel’s face

Offside challenge is still the worst thing in sports. "Oh you just scored?????? But you entered early by 3 cms 45 secs ago sorry"

i quote this in my everyday life but no one knows what i’m talking about

brady tkachuk looks like the kid in elementary school that would flip his eyelids inside out

sid: sorry for dunking on you! 😀 the french goalie probably: whatever you say beautiful

Bro got 3 solid “lol”s in the group chat last night when he told them he was gonna say that, and then a 4th after he explained it to his brother

The urge to print out this tweet and mail it to Gary Bettman’s house

i love when a player is shaking their head in the penalty box like they Didn’t Do It and the broadcast cuts straight to a replay showing that they very much did in fact Do It

and for the lady, perhaps an entire week of existing without any responsibilities

“it’s not rocket science” pisses me off. clearly rocket science isn’t that hard considering we keep building those fucking things. goalie interference, however,

Mark Jankowski proves that you can be both pretty and talented

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me

The old men were getting tired so Martinook decided to end it, and I respect that

Draw me like one of your French girls

Only ruins remain

Read it (if you can) and weep