The Hobbits after the shire got a Zara

Apprenticeship enquiry email of the day.

he’s truly the lisan al gaib

my heart sunk for a second

Listening to EsDeeKid

he’s the lisan al gaib in every universe

Victor 1.5 seconds after making the Creature

changed the channel everytime this nonsense came on

he is safe from emails and linkedin and indeed

I can always tell when someone is a bit younger commenting on cosmetic surgery because they never realize your face starts to make The Great Shift™ around 23-24.

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise

If he cared enough he could be an actually good comedic actor cause this here is performance art lol

Robert Pattinson says he rewatched a 2011 televised interview during which he told a fabricated story about seeing a clown die in a car explosion as a child. “There was absolutely no hesitation at all. I’m like, ‘What on earth? Are you possessed?’”

never in a million years would i ever have assumed that that was him, but when i’m told that that’s him, my brain is like duhhh

Roomie keeps preheating the oven and forgetting about it

since when jude law was gay and married to a brazilian footballer