White people in America should never again talk about criminal behavior, amongst Black people, immigrants, or anyone else when they are literally casting ballots for a convicted felon to be president of the United States.

Dear women, I'm really sorry about the men.

Prepping for my family to be broken apart was not on my 2025 bingo card. Glad the economy might be better tho.

I pulled a control rod out of an active nuclear reactor. It was Matt Loszak's idea — he cofounded Aalo Atomics to build a nuclear reactor safe enough for your backyard, a bold idea... and one worthy of an experiment. Our hypothesis was that we would survive this experiment

Now this is how you do a rebrand video. Holy shit 😤

“Whenever I use a calculator it says that 2+2=4”

WOOF WOOF WOOF

There is NOTHING wrong with auditing the fuck out of the government - but don't put an idiot tech bro billionaire bureaucrat welfare queen who has GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS in charge of auditing it. The fuck you all thinking? lol

Sabonis already is loved by the fans but this year especially he has earned so much respect. Hasn’t bitched, hasn’t complained. Seen all this drama unfold, lost out on an All-Star bid that was rightfully earned. And through it all has been a complete professional.

New Bleacher Report iOS app is garbage. Please rollback until you have it running smoothly 😩

STOP USING A CALCULATOR WHEN YOU CAN GET A PEN AND PAPER AND DO LONG DIVISION

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We're constantly innovating. Hope you enjoy our new angle for the podcast! youtube.com/watch?v=BaWNGt…

AI bros are finding out that white balance exists

I love having AI write me cringe to send my wife

I have another theory: It's that once you can make a gajillion of something in seconds its allure is instantly removed. Imagine a world in which this was the *only* piece of AI art, no more (say, it cost a ton to make) – everyone would be talking about "*the* AI art piece".

I need a music remixing tool that retimes the bpm of a track so they land on intervals of 24fps so it’s easier to line up edits on time with the track.

System Settings I loved 3D Touch for many reasons. One of my favorites was the tap and hold the spacebar trick to turn your keyboard into a trackpad could be done with 3D Touch anywhere on the keyboard.