Eberechi Eze hat trick against Tottenham. He did not only reject them, but he rejected them and scored a hat trick on their head. My heart is full ❤️

Kaluma is a ground listener!

Panyako went to the police station to report that he had been beaten, police beat him with a surprise! Toa kiatu na belt. Ingia ndani!

These two never forgave us. But we move on. Mpira hudunda. Leo Umedunda kwetu twice.

Games are won on strategy. Nothing else. Not wishes and hope. Just grind it. Arteta couldnt do it today. Sadly.

Robbery at Trafford reversed! We wait for the finish banger! Eric Njiru ⚽️

Winnie Odinga doesn’t know SALAH. Yes they have met but she doesn’t know him!

In case you are all wondering, there are two serious turns on Thika Road, Mathare and DCI!

For those who were advised to marry at 25 and took it seriously, kindly visit your nearest supermarket and check out diaper prices next month! Your marriage advisor forgot the diaper price changes part.

Winnie couldnt wait for the end of the question. Election PACT discussion is premature!

Even in death some politicians will use you badly. This one said take my image and the calendars to the burial sites! People must see I invested tooth and nail on these coffins and its associated calendar accessories.

Oburu shocked that Sifuna was in Kitengela addressing a mammoth crowd. He thought he was still in court!

MADVD, Did you say Kenyans don’t eat roads? What would have saved the walalahoi from floods last night? How do you find the cruise to and from JKIA when travelling by the way? Would be nice to know. Wanjohi tried with this one. Don’t say he ate money. Talanta is 148B

Youngest EPL Scorer. More so, probably just won Arsenal the league.

Eze! Scotcha! Screamer! Boom!

DPP decided to withdraw the case against Nairobi Hospital Directors. Suddenly the board is okay now!

I wonder why the president never speaks about this foodie buddy of his. Ama his fat is friendly to the presidency! Ama it’s healthy fat he has!

CAF imesema hizo ma Talanta stadium na zingine zote ni za matakataka! Hata zinaweza umiza kina Hakimi, Marmoush, na Mbuemo. Wissa na Ahmad nao watavunjika kabisa. Eric Njiru ⚽️ Eric Latiff

She clams is Sifuna never delegated or allowed her even photocopy papers. Now we know why! From Honorable Me to Foresight. Put stone. #TikTok vt.tiktok.com/ZSHL7QwGA/

KUWA KADI wasee. They are spitting on our shoes and so rudely enjoying it.