Why don’t hedgehogs just share the hedge? 🤔

If you out a pigeon in a tiny neck brace, would it still be able to walk? 🤔

I wonder how many T-shirts I can remember owning if I properly thought about it. 🤔

Did they have lead in pencils when I was at school? 🤔

I’ve never seen a squirrel hydrating. 🤔

Why did grandparents put dinner plates in the oven, only to then warn you to be careful the plate is hot 🧐

Why can’t you pull muscles in your face? 🤔

I wonder when I stopped having banana and custard for pudding? 🤔

How is lip skin different to normal skin? 🤔

Is there a worse downgrade from being a mountain. To just a hill. 🤔

Remember when you were a kid and you ran out of laugh. 🤔

Why does everything feel slower in a post office. Like your Mathew Mcconaughey on that planet in Interstellar and you lose like 50yrs in 10mins. 🤔

What came first. A chocolate raisin? Or a chocolate peanut? 🤔

Is mob “mobster” short for anything? 🤔

I’d love to meet someone who believes in parallel universes. I have so many questions. Or just one main one. 🤔

Isn’t it mad the ceiling and the floor are the same space. Like when you look at the ceiling, it doesn’t look like all the furniture would fit up there. Seems smaller. 🤔

Why is it not called ten”ty 🤔

Did you know… If you lined up all your DNA, end to end, it would stretch 110 billion miles. Enough to travel around the outside of our solar system twice! 🤔

There’s no such thing as prawn bread. So…. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔

Why were electric eels called before electric was discovered 🤔