I've been practicing throwing cards

just found my plastic cloak that I got out of a vending machine 5 years ago

I made a compilation video of all the sharp corners at my apartment, so if you ever come over you'll know what to watch out for

me listening to your mixtape

Shoot For The Moon Even If You Miss I Got You

Open up! We’re here for the installation of the new government mandated home surveillance device!

The first 3 words you see are what will happen to you this month

Crab Compilation

Spent all morning re-watching Jackass so I could make this

you trying to watch your daughter's wedding and me trying to show you a snake that ate a dude

I didn't know it at the time, but 40 years ago today I got the luckiest text of my life

where did he get it

finally, a relaxing dinner

you GOTTA see how good this family guy joke is

POV: we’re moving a heavy table together and I trick you into being the one that has to walk backwards

just eatin some pretzel sticks

the Grim Reaper always gives you one chance to return to the world of the living.....

based off a childhood nightmare I had after I learned what an angler fish was

when you're young enough that it's socially acceptable to try to jump over these, you're too small to do it. But when you're big and old enough to make it over, people will look at you weird. Its the Devil's greatest trick

always fighting with myself