im not even exaggerating when i say that this literally changed my life

'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3LL7T7p

I don't know if Carrie Johnson reads my tweets but Carrie, if you've been thinking of leaving him there will never be a funnier moment than right now

Rebuild the economy you’ve been in control of 🤷🏻‍♂️

me after insisting i’m only getting a couple things, I don’t need a basket x.com/glurpo/status/…

The U.K. rn is basically generational wealth or die

EXCLUSIVE : A video shared with the New Statesman showed Sunak boasting to Conservative Party members that he was prepared to take public money out of “deprived urban areas” to help wealthy towns.

The 2022 John Lewis ad will be a family burning their belongings for heat and to cook a rat for Christmas dinner while sadly looking at a photo of grandad who sacrificed his life for a packet of value pasta as a breathy slow version of ‘Things Can Only Get Better’ by D:Ream plays

monarchists vs. literally the rest of the world rn

my problem is I wanna save money but if I don’t dine in at a restaurant and order several cocktails at least once a week I feel like I’m going to pass away

BREAKING: The queue to see the Queen is now the second longest queue in the world. The only queue that's longer is the queue for people to get NHS treatment that was cancelled for the funeral x

Now in 1966, to the minute, 116 children & 28 adults were buried alive in a primary school in Aberfan, S Wales as a collapsing colliery slag heap caused a massive landslide. The teacher David Beynon was found, braced against his blackboard, with five little children in his arms

the MADE .com closing down sale is going to be the millennial Dunkirk… people are going to lose their lives, impaled on a velvet sofa. we’ll be telling our grandchildren about it!

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them. Margaret Atwood He thought he could stalk her straight.

This is an appalling decision. It should be reversed immediately.

What. The. Fuck

Might kill myself x