unfortunately my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a new world is possible

I ignore thoughts of suicide cause like ... why would I kill the king

Hyundai was really out there like "our cars are for WOMEN and FAGs" in 1999

You’re probably not gonna like the answer

my life is over bruh

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

he chewed her up SO BAD here LMAOOO😭😭😭

i have tasted academic validation, i have tasted academic downfall, i highly recommend being born with generational wealth

niggas be wantin a bad bitch til she start tellin you she wanna k*ll herself everyday

TATTOO DAY IM WUITE EXCITED

P1 of many

Worst day of my fucking life tryna get on the site the other day. 9/11 for gooners

Just sang she in love with a stripper at a country karaoke bar

Lil man at the beach