i am just like shinji from neon genesis evangelion in the sense that i am deeply afraid of driving my car but have no choice

i just know that candy easy as hell to take

when i was a kid i used to spend all day playing a star wars battlefront 2 galactic conquest mode like 10hrs straight of gaming but this is cool too

🐱🎩

Harkonnen again

if a man ever says he is “him” trust in the fact that he is not him

I posted about it when I first saw it, but I’m officially declaring this my favorite tweet of the year

i love the "never kill yourself" genre bc it captures the slippery truth that the distance between a life worth living and wanting to die really is, like, one minor amusement a day that's why it's imperative to go outside and look at things and try to like them

Europeans on 45 k/year watching Americans argue about Chipotle salaries

I know a nigga who couldve used these🕊️

The cinephile I want to be vs. the cinephile I actually am

“black white supremacist” nigga was a retard💔💔