Hazard is just different.

When Raz sticks it in top bins so you don’t have to take a pen

Just imagine not getting a hangover

Cheltenham is nearly here men.

How have I never seen this goal before? Hernan Crespo vs Colombia in 1996. Sweet Jesus, what a strike. I need a lie down. x.com/TheFev/status/…

I hate people who expect the world from everyone, but won’t do a single thing to help anyone but themselves!

Extremely proud to be the Pfa player of the year trophy

This Vinnie Jones tackle on Steve McMahon in the FA Cup Final is 31 years old today. Referee’s verdict: not even a booking.

Telling someone about their surprise birthday meal, just because you wasn’t invited.. shocking no wonder no cunt likes you

Imagine if people were notified when someone sent their story to someone/group... shit would go down😂

Why’s this fucking amazing

And for 2018/19: (Top 5 leagues + CL) Most goals 🥇 Messi, 48 🥈 Mbappé, 37 🥉 Lewandowski, 30 Most big chances created 🥇 Messi, 43 🥈 Fraser, 28 🥉 Kimmich, 24 Most dribbles 🥇 Messi, 169 🥈 Boufal, 144 🥉 Saint-Maximin, 143 Most MOTMs 🥇 Messi, 24 🥈 Hazard, 14 🥉 Pépé, 13

Anna: “Hes got a really sexy body to look at aswell”. Anton: Smiles Anna: “The boy I want to couple up with is, Sherif”. #loveisland

Love island is pissing me off anna is a total bellend fuck off init

Ideal Amy’s gone, now all we need is for Anna to fuck off and I might actually start to enjoy it #lovelsland

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