Standard trip to a Wetherspoons toilet

like us making the boxes bigger but keeping the pizzas the same size

The final trailer for the final season. Have a watch. Have a weep. Then strap the fuck in, because we're only a month away.

Might genuinely get to see Spurs down Ashton Gate next season 😂😂

That's definitely not Enlgish 😭

Yeah, wtf are these kit colours about? Can't tell the two apart #FRAENG

This is actually ridiculous. Who the fuck OKed this shit? #FRAENG #6Nations

Yeah, Slot has to go the minute the final whistle is blown. Awful. #LIVTOT

Supercut of Matt Berry announcing stuff during the #Oscars lol

I'd 100% be diving on the floor feigning injury as a goal celebration against these lot #LIVGAL

Tried playing along with #LastOneLaughingUK and broke within 5 minutes.

Including Man Utd players, Mohamed Salah is the eighth-highest PL scorer at Old Trafford in the 2020s

What in the fresh hell is this? If they thought season ticket renewals were going to be bad before this announcement, they're in for a shock now. Absolute farce of a club.

90 minutes of "Lansdown out" chants at the next home game it is then

Being a Bristol City fan right now... Bristol City FC

#ProjectHailMary was incredible. A perfect adaptation of an amazing book.

I hope after #LastOneLaughingUK, David Mitchell reconsiders and does Taskmaster. Think he'd be great. #Taskmaster #TaskmasterUK #LOLUK

At this point it's just negligent from Liverpool's higher-ups to keep him in the job.

Was there a buy back clause when we sold Kelleher, Liverpool FC?

i made a chrome extension that removes the AI slop from my linkedin feed