Any time I see James Maddison's name I always think of watching him get hit by a full coke cup straight in the stones at Ibrox in December 2016....

My evening at the Houses of Parliament. #ReesMogg #NoDeal #DateNight #Parliament #Brexit #NoDealBrexit

It's on 👇 Onsale this Wednesday @ 10am neonwaltz.com/live

#Reshuffle update: I was offered my pick of the jobs, but decided to stick at what I do best.

Day 5. For all the football fans out there

Patricularly poignant given the current evil from Russia

Russian state TV's Dmitry Kiselyov is on form tonight He claims Russia is much more free than the West Just a reminder that publicly opposing the war in Russia has the potential to put you behind bars for 15 years

KIRKY!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔵1-0🔴

A̶b̶e̶r̶d̶e̶e̶n̶'̶s̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶r̶e̶s̶u̶l̶t̶ 𝗗𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗹'𝘀 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁

It’s absolutely mad that Aberdeen going out the Scottish Cup to a side from the Ayrshire Juniors League isn’t the most embarrassing thing to happen to a Scottish club this week

A Million People is out!! The 2nd single from our 2nd album ‘Honey Now’ (out Sep 1st). We hope you dig. Stream, like, share… all that! We’re sick of having real jobs now. Full video: youtu.be/J6QMKVkTtlA

Musicians make surprise find on abandoned island of Stroma Neon Waltz trib.al/aaXLoem

Neon Waltz: dodging superfans and sheep with Britain's most northerly band trib.al/JOoULSC

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Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

Is it too close to Christmas to have jam tarts?

Old Firm day. Another chance to watch that incredible Jock Wallace interview after the 1984 Skol Cup Final. Imagine this happened now!

43' - temporary stop in play. A recorded earthquake in the area. Incredible.

Twenty years gone. Still miss you Dad x 😢