I have started to hate what politics has become. Are we running the most inept campaign ever? #cashgordon

a new Cameron baby! Just like the Blairs. Congrats to the pair of them, and all the family. Will hopefully detract from #cashgordon fiasco!

#LeadersDebate You know, I don't think Dave has shaved his upper lip!

Gordon Brown caused the volcanic ash and personally saw to it that the global financial crisis hit, but it's still #nickcleggsfault

Great bit of audience reaction to our plans for Inheritance Tax! http://bit.ly/drkQIf - no doubt the socialists will call it a #toryfail

Going back to the Cabinet Office at 10am for further talks with the Liberal Democrats.

i've been singing that to george. really winds him up.

makes his lower lip tremble a little. think it reminds him of his formative years, shall we say.

ah, sweet ripasso valpolicella with your manifold charms: why must you always tempt me to a second bottle?

You've got to hand it to him! I'm surprised we're anywhere... http://tinyurl.com/c7anrf

goodness me, that CS spray tickles the nose rather. So kind of Eric to lay on such a massive spread.

Dave "forgot" that he'd backed McCain, and George nearly wet himself. Amateurs!

Michael Jackson dead. Farah Fawcett livid.

Glastonbury: watching Lady Gaga's performance. Am thinking of appointing her as promiscuity tsar in due course.

I'm not being funny, but I have had maybe a little drinkie tonight. So forgive my exhuberance when I say FUCKING LANDSLIDE!

Whoops, Andy has texted. I feel suitably chastised. Where is the delete on this bloody thing?

Well that's me told. What a twit.

http://twitpic.com/13x70l - I've never voted Tory - made here http://bit.ly/9F4peF #ivenevervotedtory

save 6 music!

feels like a dreamland; is really just Brighton. Thinking of heading out later for a spot of light dogging.