I watched ONE episode of Cowboy Bebop over lunch and now I'm going to have Yoko Kanno's "The Real Folk Blues" stuck in my head for the rest of time.

Hey, it's the Solstice today! So I guess that means only 8 more months of summer?

Earth Orientation Center announced today that December 2022 will have no #leapsecond.

This is a mistake. Better to discontinue the Klondike Bar and rename the company to the Chico Taco Company. An ice cream sandwich is better than a Klondike Bar 100% of the time, but a Choco Taco? Now that’s something special.

Feeling cute. Might delete later.

George: "My calendar today looks just like my manager's" Jerry: "You have manager calendar?" George: "I HAVE MANAGER CALENDAR!" Elaine: "Ew. I'm just gonna get some work done...over here." ELAINE EXITS

A political drama set in the office of the President of the UFP set immediately after the end of the Dominion War. (West Wing in space.) A Department of Temporal Investigations series that's basically Quantum Leap in space. Make it animated so it's cheap to jump eras.

I still sometimes can't believe that I'm the sort of person who has to sign up for email notifications for a VERY SPECIFIC Japanese planner.

Just found myself completely overwhelmed and zoning out for a minute over the concept of "September". Time flies.

Q: Why do I feel so terrible? A: I have forgotten to drink any water today. Oh no. I have become a Tumblr self-care meme.

Canonically, can Garfield hear the spider? Or are they both unaware of the other's sapience?

good morning here is Potato, a one page RPG about being a halfling and trying to quietly enjoy your potatoes in a world that refuses to leave you alone

Good luck, everyone.

This is the best thing. The best thing has been done.

Stephanie Beatriz should have a show where she plays two characters, a really sweet happy person and a really mean angry person and they’re identical cousins and also roommates. They could have a really suspicious landlord who thinks there’s only one person in the apartment.

I'm testing out the Fediverse/Mastodon waters as social.lol/@willia4 (aka @[email protected]), at least until I give in and set up my own instance. Not sure how it's going to go there. Although I'm also not sure how it's going to go _here_. Interesting times.

Mastodon really isn't that complex! When you sign up, simply choose a Guardian Force (GF) to junction. The GF you junction determines which Stats you can junction spells to, but don't worry, you can change your GF at any time. Junctioning spells boosts your stats, so... (1/34) 🧵

Somehow, inexplicably, American Thanksgiving is here again, and so it’s once again time for our five bold visionaries to view and discuss Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. But make no mistake - this year, things are different. This year, there is a mole. #DeathBlart 2022 is out now!