So many reasons why the new Texas law is so completely fucked.

Wow. Thirteen years of this shit. #MyTwitterAnniversary

ok first of all I am not a scientist so I am simply saying I BELIEVE every reese's holiday shape option is far superior to the base cup option because in the holiday shapes, I find the peanut butter to chocolate ratio to be far more ideal, particularly in the eggs & pumpkins

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I used to post videos to my team at Facebook all the time. Dusted this one off recently and thought it might be interesting to a broader audience: verylong.substack.com/p/the-burn

Can I show y’all some more of my photo composite work? 🤓

Yo if all these fake m o o n b i r d accounts could fuck off right now that would be greeeeeaaaat.

We need Democrats on every news channel across the country talking about abortion rights like this.

This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke. A real one.

Every parent in America needs to watch this

I wish I could mute threads. Especially, but not limited to, promoted threads. The amount of, “use these 10 steps to get rich in a down economy” or some similar bullshit, is truly getting ridiculous.

Should probably review it again

Inaugural coffee with my new Ryan Putnam mug (which I have been trying to get for years). It’s beautiful and huge!

Anyone else feel like Twitter's ranking is not doing as well recently with showing new tweets? I feel like when I refresh my feed I get the same 5 tweets at the top and they only go away if I heart them. Maybe the algo is missing implicit signals like views?

I’ve got a few invites to give out if anyone wants one. Been super happy to shift my time over to Posts from this hell hole. Creat an account here read.cv/join/willhardi… and DM for invite to the TestFlight