This is what it feels like when I try to grow facial hair but deep down I know I look better clean shaven

Did you know? A single query to an AI chatbot can use a much water as a guy thinking there’s no water left in his hose only to be sprayed in the face by an unseen prankster.

This has been Mamdani’s last 24 hours

If Trump is so hellbent on getting the Nobel Peace Prize why didn’t he just rename to Department of Defense to the Department of Peace? Feels like a no brainer

There’s no coming back from this

Recession indicator? I have a cold.

one thing we aren't talking about is that the entire aesthetic of the Wicked movies is Barnes & Noble

i did this btw

despite all my rage I'm still just a French man named Jean-Michel Trogneux

In the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he’s Parson Brown? Oh sure hey why don’t we just start making shit up wherever we go. Why stop at just the meadow?

When the National Review check clears at Christmastime for trashing a movie that everyone generally likes

Hey James Cameron what do you think of my hot sauce concept?

when you report to me this is who you report to

Yeah well, it’s fucking legal

Growing up we called it the bone shul

Bone Temple Emanu-El

It was tough seeing Wicked: For Good get shut out at the Oscars. I really thought it had a shot at Best Sequel Adapted From a Musical Based on a Book Based on a Movie Based on a Book.

trust no b

“Spider noooo”

Oh and did you see the Super Bowl on Sunday? Boy, MAGA nation was not happy with Bad Bunny. Even the their dogs were mad watching the Puppy Bowl. The half time act? Pitbull.