"Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?""Not until four.?" -Patrick Star

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Everyone kept on asking why he had. So he said "Arrg, your drivin me nuts!"

Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No. Girl: :( Boy: You didn't ask if I loved you! Girl: Awww. Do you love me? Boy: Nawww

I don't even know what that means. No one knows what it means but it's provocative. No its no. It gets the people going. -Blades of Glory

Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

I'll go out with you when Spongebob hates Krabby Patties.

@murethhhh when did u have a dog. This is Scott by the wat

When life gives you lemons what do you do? Squeeze lemon juice right back in life's eyes.

Gay jokes aren't funny, cum on guys.