Zach Edey is more protected by officials than any player I've ever seen. It's insane. They never call 3 seconds on him, even mild contact puts him on the FT line, and he can do whatever he wants to opposing players on defense. #iubb

Any man who says he just wants a “stress-free life” is born to lose.

The world is going to sh*t, Elmo! The border is wide open. Taylor Swift is in the Super Bowl. Trump isn't in the White House. Things can't get much worse!

Full Swing Season 2! 👀 March 6, only on @Netflix.

Should’ve been a cowboy…💔

40% Rule When you’re mind tells you that you can’t do anymore You’re only at about 40% of your actual capacity Your mind fails first

“daddy worked like a mule mining pike county coal….” halftime show would heal the nation

I want to play golf with my friends every single day of my life

She was the 6mg zyn to my Coors Lite

God. Bibles. Steak. Deals. Golf. Guys. Eggs. Sourdough. Donald Trump. Ball. Hooters. Church. Meat. Success. This is my life, get over it.

Who America will be rooting for in the Final Four:

Just copped a Knicks jersey, what do y’all think?👀

Any woman that can be bought isn't worth having. Never forget this!!!

Bloomington, Indiana is hosting College GameDay this weekend.. That's Curt Cignetti football 👏 #PMSLive

It’s March 16 and those folks over at the Cuban center churning videos out like it’s mid October. Well done!

Starting to daydream about Sunday around lap 150 when the miller lites start to taste like I’m going to buy game 3 pacers tickets