sent buffy an anon poem today #yolf

got dru a pet bird and she killed it. it was supposed to be symbolic.

ate 5 onion blossoms today #yolf

"the evening is spread out against the sky like a patient etherized upon a table." -t.s. eliot (i let him live for a reason.)

clem started watching passions, this is going in an unpleasant direction.

tried counting the number of times Buffy hit me for no reason today: got lost after 75.... there's definitely something there.

ALRIGHT, WHO STOLE MY BLANKET?

angel lost his soul lolol

told buffy i was drowning in her today- might write lyrical poems with oceanic themes to further prove my love

Earlier, Angelus countered that my "ripping Buffy's lungs out" plan lacked poetry. Now I'm googling words that rhyme with lungs.

I don't know why he even bothers to pretend that he understands poetry, especially after spending over a century mocking its finer points.

Anything passes as "art" these days. 30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ox3t3…

what rhymes with buffy?

i'm bad poet, but i'm a good man

... actually i'm an excellent poet, as evidenced in the poetry of saying "i'm a bad poet/but i'm a good man" #stillgotit

Passions is over for the year, so I've moved on to other entertainment. I'd like to have this 'Hannibal' bloke for dinner.

what rhymes with 'slayer'?

when is a door not a door?

Ate a Red Sox player once...