I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re Lana Del Rey and an alligator

My mom called this morning because a number texted her "hi mom it's me, I dropped my phone in the toilet" and we talked for 30 minutes about scammers but now I'm realizing she actually forgot that it's MY BIRTHDAY lmfao

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re Liza Minnelli and a lamp

F*GGY VIBES HAS FALLEN, YOUR VOTE MATTERS

want to be vulnerable for a sec and admit that I did the Cupid Shuffle while holding a glow stick at a wedding last weekend

Leaves falling in the backyard, emotional support ray of natural light just dropped

first of all, that's P!NK

Kacey Musgraves was of course amazing at Barclays last night, but she did at one point go off-book and told us "I love New York City. The other day I saw a BLIND MAN and asked if he needed help, and he told me to FUCK OFF. Only in New York!" to absolute crickets 💀

When did taking a picture mid-movie in a theater become such a thing? Trust me, I KNOW you’re at Wicked.

Luigi baby we’ll squeeze em between the bars to you

How much more tragedy must we endure 😭

THE FALL GUY should win best picture and it’s not even close

My parents are on vacation in Costa Rica and this is how my mom has been updating the family group chat

I walked out of the restaurant CRAZED. DELIRIOUS. FOAMING AT THE MOUTH.

Have Norovirus, apparently

CAROLINA CRAFTY IS A LEGEND

Emilia in Perez

uhh yeah let’s all run away together 🦋