I want to congratulate you😂

THE BEST LEG OF ALL TIME! 🤯🔥 MICHAEL VAN GERWEN MISSES D12 FOR A NINE-DARTER, AND THEN SMITH PINS A PERFECT LEG HIMSELF! ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS YOU'LL EVER SEE IN SPORT.

There are still people who think this landed on the moon all them years ago 😂😂 it’s made out of foil 😂😂 My sandwiches are wrapped more securely

Dear “fully vaxxed and boostered” friends: By now you all know that you've been lied to about everything: efficacy, safety, prevention, and transmission. You should be angry with the “experts” who lied to you, not us who warned you and ended up being correct on everything.

Is he proposing to the restaurant or her?

Ladies and Gentlemen: Sir Andy Murray:

I actually don’t rate alcohol anymore

Covid19 was nothing more than a little flu and the death count was massively inflated.

Roses are red Bitcoin is a token I’m sorry sir, but…

Seriously, this entire war is 100% FAKE!

No, if you can’t afford kids then don’t fucking have kids 😂😂

Don’t test then 😂😂

Ohhhh Carol Vorderman , I’d never speak to that man, let alone laugh and joke with him. How can anyone believe what you say on here again?!

That awkward moment when THE NEWS TELLS YOU AND THE WORLD your city is being bombed and then you look out the window.. LET THAT SINK IN.. x.com/Travis_in_Flin…

Five men who illegally streamed Premier League football matches were sentenced to 20 years in prison. Meanwhile, two men who brutally raped, abused + exploited a young girl in Telford were given just four and a half years. The British ‘justice’ system is a joke.

Black Mirror is back tomorrow🫶🏾

It’s time to start talking about this

Whilst everyone is distracted by the #bbcpresenter saga #pfyzer has lost its court battle regarding false information on the covid vaccine!! Remember when there is something big in the media look for what they are trying to hide 👀

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