I’m telling this joke for the 15th time this year What do you call a laughing calculator? A cacklelator

"my partner wants an open relationship but I dont, what now?" - You must communicate with them with how you feel #tellonym tellonym.me/PerpetualGlitc…

"which sentence do u hate?" - Admin: when you’re taking a test or talking and someone says “explain.” #tellonym tellonym.me/PerpetualGlitc…

"What's something that your friends would consider "so you"? 😘" - Anything unhinged tbh #tellonym tellonym.me/PerpetualGlitc…

My dark account is almost fully unlocked and then I will cause chaos//

Just testing this out//

Still can’t see my likes and tweets on my dark account but soon it’ll be back //

liking markiplier is a red flag. it's also an orange flag. and a yellow flag. and a green flag. and a blue flag. and a purple flag. liking markiplier is gay. YOU are GAY.

"how far would u go to help a family member even if it was illegal?" - I’m not allowed to say - Wilford #tellonym tellonym.me/PerpetualGlitc…

"what do find difficult when dealing with people" - People in general -Wilford #tellonym tellonym.me/PerpetualGlitc…

Damien is trending lmaoo

Going to the camp on Wednesday or someday around there If you want my email dm me, I can email ppl there

Tomorrow I head to camp but I think I’ll still be able to text tomorrow since we’ll stay at a hotel//

Shout out to my fellow Wilfords out there, doing good work

In a few days I’ll be home for a while :(( //

Headcannon for my Wilford just dropped: this guy can drink 2 bottles of ketchup with no hesitation

Dark kicks open the door to a random building and screams, “HONEY IM HOME” //finally back after 3 months woooo, sorry for the wait y’all //

Now I’m back on this account too, let’s gooooo//

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours