😢 such a top guy, couldn’t have done Ironman without him. If you can spare just a few quid please do.

Crawley river mouth right now. Live your best day x

Paul Kelley is one of the biggest turkey suppliers in Britain. He’s given countless interviews with mainstream media about recent supply chain chaos but they refused to air a word of it as soon as he mentioned Brexit. So here’s the truth.

There are lots of good things about being a grown up. Getting pissed on a Tuesday night if you fancy it is one of them.

When life throws you lemons…… go running and watch the sunset with your dog. #dogsoftwitter #gower

It’s virtually impossible not to do the robot when Radio GaGa starts on the wireless 🤷‍♂️ #queen #the70s

huge thanks to the flippin legends Andi Peters and Dale Franklin for having us Lewis Pies on their last Andi Peters Foods Fest. Super fun as always guys - thanks for all your support. Its really appreciated :-) 🙏 #buttersinthepost

It’s all ok….

No stress on the commute this morning.

What the f@£k is up with those cash machines that try to persuade you to check your balance 50 times before they cough up 🤷‍♂️

#DowningStreetParties there is no spoon

I like it when Chefs call each other chef and rugby players call the ref Sir. There should be more of this in the world. #respect

Football players/Teams. Do this. The world will be slightly better if you do…..

ITV and the #GuinnessSixNations just don’t work. Virtually no analysis at 1/2 time just shit ads. 🤦‍♂️

When did a football ref ever change his mind as a result of the players harassing him ffs 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

chng.it/T5HLsYbdV9

Couple of legends slaying it on QVC UK Andi Peters Dale Franklin summers over. Mince pice just went live. BOOOOM #Christmas

This typifies all that is shit about the Uk for me. tickets for sale and big screen, refreshments, toilets and a silent disco on site. #BrokenBritain bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

to top your day off Jonathan Davies CBE Saw a signed copy of your book £20 cheaper than Ieuan Evans MBE book in the window in a book shop in Hay On Wye today. kick a man when he’s down - sorry bud. #fml

Just had my last Costa Coffee - £5 for a flat white with coconut milk in Swansea Ffs