Thanks mostly to me. You’re welcome, Adam.

Strawberry margarita szn. #Envíe

I licked them so they’re mine. 😜

I like big, strong, hairy men who can throw me around like a rag doll. 🤷‍♀️

“Omg your boyfriend is hairy!” Yes, and?

Your opinions on my life and my conduct aren’t going to change anything.

I’m just confused as to why someone I’ve never spoken to decided they needed to make a stupid joke about my relationship as if she knows anything about it.

I’m 22.

Random girl trolls me over my relationship and sits there cackling behind her keyboard like she got some big win

Oh so apparently they don't have sarcasm in Australia.

#ooc Just gonna preemptively apologize for turning in steaming piles of shit, or not turning anything in at all, because today is hard and I'm tired.

🤷‍♀️ I do what I have to in order to get what I want.

Oh, Bianca Page? Whatever your stupid sister’s name is? That was a very poor decision on your part.

The "classy" one and her what, "too sexy" sister come out to beat me with chairs after I pin the bitch, and I'M supposed to be the bad guy here? Are you kidding me? Stop acting like any of you have a moral high ground. You're just as vicious as the rest of us.

Hey Bianca Page Tiffany Lynn Page?

Miss Liberty in the Bank... has a nice ring to it.

Delicious.

Hope he knows she’s more likely to kill herself than him.

He says this like we didn’t tell the whole truth about what happened in Sydney.