I think that honor belongs to your brother. Sadly, I’m missing the Stormlands and the Reach.

He couldn’t help but be amused of her disapproval. “I believe you have me wrong. I’m not Robert. I don’t bed whores but highborn ladies. We northern men have standards.”

Or more likely he is making excuses so Brandon doesn’t get him drunk. Any secrets he’s hiding from his brother?

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Someone should make a feast celebrating his return to Westeros. He is need of an excuse to freely get himself drunk, dance, wrestle and seduce beautiful women.

Yet he loves the all the possibilities it brings.

He’s not Robert. The idea of having to pay coin to have sex would be a crime with a face like his.

Ladies don’t go to taverns.

Women love feasts as much as men, they are just better at hiding it.

Exactly his point.

Is that the loveliest of stars he sees?

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He should have killed the little scum back at Riverrun truly.

Sadly. Honor is such a costly luxury these times.

ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪʟᴅ ᴡᴏʟғ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴs.

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