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hey. you're pretty cool.

will you take a sip for the shallot chalice?

He's sleeping. All spread out and snoring dreaming about a good fight or a feast fit for a warrior! And. . .spiders?

Who knows? Shallot knew squat about dreams. Sometimes he didn't dream at all, just seeing visions of fire and men fighting in a bloody war that surely wasn't some kind of suppressed war trauma. He was just mostly dreaming about him, Goku, Vegeta, Cabba, and 17 eating logs of ham

Shallot would merely materialize more food just from his sheer hunger and competitiveness alone. But that's just more food to share with all his other friends that appear in the dreamscape. And also there's war going on over there but we're ignoring that.

brooooo

saiyan twins, perhaps!!

its us against the world bro. just the two of us. we can make it if we try.

I know right, bro?

. . . how does he unsubscribe

He's going to just keep pressing buttons until he accidentally just smashes his finger through the phone. Again.

That's usually how it goes, yes. Though getting through Bulma's tirades about how it's such a pain to make a new phone for him is always a drag.

Ugh, he's just gonna try to ignore them and keep scrolling. Like watching people eat massive amounts of food obnoxious up to a microphone and talking shit about their friends or folks throwing slices of cheese on their faces. This stuff's mesmerizing! Even if he didn't get it.

catches it in his mouth