I just want to live in a time where a doctor could perscribe you cocaine for having ghosts in your blood

the akira bike slide is the wilhelm scream. it's a takyon mashup, a "damn son, where'd ya find this" drop. if you really wanted to flag yourself as a weeaboo you'd be working an incest plotline into your production. for example, dan harmon - there's a guy that LOVES anime

blessing your timelines with this classic

This account may enter a period of inactivity as I am being indicted for securities fraud at 4PM tomorrow. Stay tuned for further updates.

Dracula been real quiet since we invented the Glock

Every time I get an email from Quora it's always like "I want my kid to suffer as much as possible but they seem to not enjoy it. What should I do?" and the answers are all "maybe you shouldn't torture your kid, it's not good"

Goldstriker interviews Tayleigh about TJ. He makes Tayleigh be his wingman and make him not single while they're here. #fishtanklive

You couldn’t make art like this today, people would accuse you of using AI

everyone wants to see "Mario be playin' T-Dub" on the Sphere in 2024

Birth of a SIGMA #Fishtanklive #fishtank

Henchmen are returning to their natural habitat, nature is healing ❤️

#fishtanklive

Unironically looking forward to the 90 minute video essay Wendigoon makes about the time the government killed a squirrel

Honestly I'm at the point where Mike Tyson could go into the ring with a 12 gauge, blow Jake Paul's head clean off and I'd still go "good match, the better man won"

#NewProfilePic long time no see babes

My dad telling me about my stepsister’s kid: you’d like him he’s huge he’s like in the 90th percentile for his height and weight and he doesn’t speak English even though he’s 1 and half he speaks his own language like a pokemon