achievable new years resolution: sleep less eat more exercise never

am i impatient if i read the ending of books after the first chapter?

food processing is fun

we all know which one is gonna win

on the bright side, now i can always call home and know someone will be there to answer

is the apple store deemed essential to stay open?

Me going to HomeGoods with my besties the moment the pandemic is over. #rhony #homegoods

if you miss hanging around strangers, the DMV is the place to go

"Wendy's frostys are the easiest to throw up"

Say what you will about Chipotle but it exposed me to green Tabasco and for that I am forever grateful.

we're all just living our extrauterine lives

one of my neighbors needs to lock his car EVERY night at like 11:30pm at least 5 times. All i hear is "Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep" and i just can't take it anymore

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is a fear of long words

holy crap. it's my half birthday

life is like a box of chocolates, constantly fearing you're gonna get the nasty one with cherry inside

how is it so interesting to people to watch other people do their boring daily routines on social media?