i get so gay off that sudoku

Yes yes it’s a sort of Woah Vicky-ian approach on life

Can I still listen to snow strippers if my bmi falls in the “healthy” range?

IMMEDIATELY noticed this in the drama when pattinson set the coffee cup down. like we can’t get some water in there or something??? it’s just so instantly recognizable that it’s empty how does everyone not notice

The world isn't ready for it...

j. | halfman spoilers Mike and Rachel not making it to the next Valentine’s Day jskskkw

We gotta stop putting Alana Haim in movies dawg we’re all already going through enough as it is

figuring out how you’re going to see your friends in two weeks as an adult

I know so many women like Alana Haim in the Drama. And it’s crazy because they all think they’re genuinely good people

I have very long eyelashes and when I blink it sounds like bink bink bink. I'm very curvacious and voluptuous. I'm smoking a reaally long cigarette it's like 3 or four miles long, and my breats.. well you dont even want to know

they want you to be mother teresa 🥱

it’s hole filling season

is she insane ? a drive by cry is ridiculous

I was talking to Sia this morning and she told me she’s making another autism movie but she’s “taking the gloves off this time”

Rina Sawayama refused the Illuminati contract, so they manufactured a bunch of wasian popstars in their labs hmmmmmm🧐🧐🧐

the mold growing in my water bottle said you would say that

there is a crush recession... there is nobody to fancy...

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life