still awaiting the footage of Lance King's goal of the season Battersea Dogs FC @anteoteng

Not enjoying Warren very much - might be worse than Mrs Brown's Boys and even So Haunt Me

Chuka Ummuna or Chaka Khan?

"Bad Gateway" - fucking damn straight

We're playing Kew Antigua later today. Instead of sleeping I am watching Family Guy re-runs and listening to Elkhorn #Professional

No Wig Army game on Sunday, so will spend it listening to old Virginia Astley LPs, seeking an implosion in British politics that'll see a re-birth of the spiritual socialism of 1950s Latin America and finishing some Pushkin poems... #MothersDay Southern Sunday Football League Westminster Wanderers Football Club

Bonucci is one of the Wig Army's favourite footballers, but he really needs to be there for Moise Kean #fuckracism

Wig Army FC secured Div One safety on Sunday (2-0 win Parklife FC) with a game to spare - absolute scenes, already looking to get new players on board for next season (preferably under 40 years of age) Southern Sunday Football League Graham Rodber London FA Referees AmateurFootballTV

Shout out to our divisional opponents this season - every game competitive and generally played in great spirits Southern Sunday Football League South London Giants Battersea Dogs FC Clapham New Town FC Wimbledon Town - England Football Accredited Club Sporting Crabs BrixtonTownFC @FCSLFN Parklife FC Kew Antigua FC

Got spanked by a brilliant South London Giants side on the last day of our season. But looking like seventh place for us in Division One. As a side promoted by default, we'll take that. Southern Sunday Football League South London Giants

Then a couple of us headed down to watch the Rodber Roller Derby in leafy Dulwich as Wimbledon Town - England Football Accredited Club narrowly beat Parklife FC in an all B relegation tussle Graham Rodber Southern Sunday Football League AmateurFootballTV

After some uncovered skulduggery by one of our opponents and some diligence from the all professional Graham Rodber Wig Army FC actually finish sixth in Div One - a fine showing from Mumm Ra's representatives on Earth Southern Sunday Football League

Congrats to Clapham New Town FC on their cup victory... ah, what might have been #ETheartache

Best of luck to Wimbledon Town - England Football Accredited Club in the Chairman's Cup

Guess we will be looking for pre-season soon... let's just book those hip replacements

FANTASTIC. WHAT A GAME! Edinburgh 0 - Clyde 1 NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT!!!!

As you get older, you need more rest. Therefore we are delaying pre-season as long as possible and looking for friendly opponents on 25 August and 1 September. Please get in touch if you’re available, especially teams in division 2 and below. Go easy on us. Southern Sunday Football League

Wig Army are looking for new players ahead of the 2020-21 season. We’re a relaxed club. Pre-season will consist of one game and playing is training. That’s how we roll. If you fancy this ethos, please get in touch. Southern Sunday Football League @Dawnbarnett2

Great to be back in action today. Congratulations to Barking Mad FC who came sprinting out of the blocks. A few things for us to tighten up next week. It wouldn’t be football otherwise would it!