Look forward to seeing Punk Wakeman

Why am I seeing crappy pigs bladder posts like this?

My first thought too! Marriage as misdirection!

My repeated requests for Diane Abbott to apologise for suggesting #SashaJohnsonBLM shooting was an attempt to silence her (when it turns out it was just black drug dealers conducting business as usual) has finally born fruit. Sadly it's being blocked not an apology but hey!

You and Mr Country Life Butter himself, John Lydon, the former Johnnie Rotten. More interested to read your interview than his!

Bravo to Co-op for not joining the "woke" boycott of GB News but allowing free speech from across the political spectrum. I shall be returning to the Co-OP as a shopper

Love national treasure Joan Collins but I can't stand your greasy slimy persona, Piers, so I'll give it a miss, thanks!

The Sainted Aunt off with her friend Jim to deliver the kiddie bonnets she knitted during lockdown to African charity! PostED here as on Feacesbook 30day BAN for pointing out who nicks all the lead off church roofs these days! If anyone would care to repost on my FB page...

Britain voted to leave the EU not Europe, England did not get it's own vote. The England football team are playing the Ukraine on Saturday who are also in Europe but not the EU. Should the Ukraine not be allowed to play in Europe either?

The best Matt Hancock meme so far.

In case you missed me on Jon Gaunt's show last night discussing everything from the football to the Hancock affair, here's the link: jongaunt.com/jon-gaunt-tv/d…

Good to see the respect with which Muslim politicians treat their female colleagues in the Tunisian parliament. When will the world wake up to the misogyny and violence at the heart of Islam. facebook.com/groups/1543396…

They don't call the #EU the #FourthReich for nothing!

At 15, my mother got my fledgling band to play at her school's Xmas party so we had to get a name quickly. I came up with Scharnhörst which would have been OK if we had been heavy metal, but not for folky pop!

Cant find cherry juice anywhere in Festival de Cannes, but who cares when I can get the real thing for breakfast at the LaBoccaMarchéProvençale every morning for €0.50c

Quelle surprise! Espece de petit Napoleon!!! express.co.uk/news/politics/…

As usual, only the local press still give the salient details to let you know what has actually happened! It is the Charlie Hebdo T-shirt which tells you why she was stabbed and by whom, which is why #BBC deliberately omit detail! Islam #getoutofjailfree mylondon.news/news/west-lond…

Been trying to log in to wizzair.com all morning to check in for my flight tomorrow. Constantly crashing on both my MacBook and iPhone. Calling Wizz Air UK's phoneline costs £1.45 a minute for no answer. It's £9.50 to check in at the airport! What's a chap to do?

In the midst of life we are in death. RIP Sean, thanks for all the belly laughs! Let's raise a glass to him, and your good self tonight, Victoria Coren Mitchell

I hate you Wizz Air !!! As no one at your desk in Kiev airprt to convert checked-in "ThisIsNotABoardingCard" pdf to real BoardingCard, I wasn't allowed through security to 1.55 Venice flight Captain was holding for me. Now I'm stuck in Kiev till €66 Ryanair flight on Sat 4th.