I hate when a coffee shop doesn’t have pastries. Don’t piss me off.

“Why are Americans celebrating the assassination of Healthcare CEOs!?”

Score Update: BUF 48 - 42 DET Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.

Go Eagles #BillsMafia #BUFvsKC #rigged #AFCChampionship

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

imagine hating on me and i’m just at home thinking about killing myself

it’s soup szn

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year" Me on january 28th 2026:

i’m genuinely not meant for any of this

Sometimes I want to socialize but I don't want to talk I just want to be around like a cat

you just have to get stronger im sorry

reading is a great hobby because it lets you bedrot with moral superiority

It doesn't sit right with me that Stephen deMarco was the least evil person this episode #tellmelies

when you start to feel good for any reason

How it feels to be the only one who perceives a malicious vibe from someone that everyone else likes

Hang it in The Louvre

When I forget to keep my mind busy for one second and suddenly I get a wave of everything that has ever hurt me