a modern 13 going on 30 remake where jenna wakes up at 30 and she’s in debt and on an ssri

He's a 7 but doesn't use cruise control

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

Pregnancy is a private and personal decision. It should never require the permission of any politician.

Yooo, if you dated before The Office, what did y'all have in common?

Sharing my screen on a Teams call and I forget and start looking up my gynecologist and someone says, uhhhh.

we will adopt your bAbY

Go west, Fievel

I would like to go the same way. #GameofThrones

Yes, it feels different. No, I don't like it. Yes, I've already cried.

Life comes at you fast.

While I was putting a lil bit of Only Bay seasoning on my hash browns for lunch, I thought it was an excellent idea, I thought I was a chef extraordinaire. The flavor? Not so much

Googling "how to win a race with no preparation". Then realized I'm me.

Why're y'all's Venmo public??

She's a 10 but runs races on holidays.

I don't want goals, I want to hear your anti-goals, things you don't want to accomplish in 2022.

I wanna know what's going on right now between God and Queen Elizabeth.

Learning that 6'0" to a guy means anywhere from 5'7" to 5'10"