"Yeah, that's what I thought." She's basically shooting daggers at him right now with her eyes. x.com/EnergyOfTheSun…

"I love my sister. Honestly. But a longer break would've been nice."

WAVES. "Miltiaaa!"

"Good to see you aren't deaaad! Or a prostitute! Also good!"

YiKes. "Were you talking to the monkey?! I swear he's lying--" Shifty eyes.

"Oh yeah? What are you then? A baboon?" x.com/EnergyOfTheSun…

"Call me /what/. Please, go on. I can wait." x.com/EnergyOfTheSun…

"I figured you couldn't. Nice try though." x.com/EnergyOfTheSun…

Sniffles. "Y-You don't like me? What /ever/ shall I do?! How will I go on?!" x.com/EnergyOfTheSun…

She winks, snickering. "Ya' think so? I was thinking of becoming a comedian. Good to know you find me humorous." x.com/EnergyOfTheSun…

"Ugh, I need a beer or some shit."

@thatoguyneptune Blinks. Casually decks him in the face.

@thatoguyneptune "I feel so much better. Thanks a bundle for lending your face!"

"Always so adventurous."

"I'm sorry I accused you of being a prostitute but I was running out of options." x.com/ClawingMinion/…

She sighs. "Only because I /knew/ you weren't dead. You're tough as fuck Militia. You know if you were actually-- x.com/ClawingMinion/…

Dead, I'd freak. I'm not a /total/ bitch. Most of the time." x.com/ClawingMinion/…

"I'm not crying today. I didn't put my waterproof mascara on."

Blinks. Hugs her sister back. That was quick. "Well, let's go get some?" x.com/ClawingMinion/…

She hooks arms with her twin, heading towards the bar. "And then we can talk shit about other people." x.com/ClawingMinion/…