The new fad diet is giving yourself grace & a warm cup of tea & letting your shame wash away with the soft winter rain.

The new fad diet is biting into a warm baguette like a power move & remaking & remaking & remaking the world as we dance towards our collective freedom.

The new fad diet is also drive-in movies and picking wildflowers and stardust collecting under your eyelids and finally, fully, feeling complete.

The new fad diet is edible books and also it is reading books by a pond while nibbling on a grilled cheese with tomato bisque and extra saltines and your best friend playing games on their phone nearby

Noom is simply MyFitnessPal in a cheap wig.

The new fad diet is telling noom and its bogus marketing spin to just fuck off and leave intuitive eating and real health alone, k? Have a cup of tea and put on a pop song. It’s a crisp Tuesday and we’re gonna be just fine.

The new fad diet is marveling at the art of the world and furiously describing sunsets.

The new fad diet is witty banter that shimmers with music & leaning into the glory of a life that rejects the idea of “shoulds”

The new fad diet is worshipping the moon over hot chocolate with little planet-shaped marshmallows & whipped cream that looks like clouds.

How do you find a therapist? 🧵

The new fad diet is roaming through the hills on a quest to slay dragons and convening with your mates in a rowdy pub to celebrate harrowing escapes

The new fad diet is boring, darling. Bake a soufflé. Stargaze into loveliness. Follow joy around the room like only a five year old can do. Your heart, my heart. The only law of the universe I fully understand is that we are enough.

The new fad diet is complicating this fire of a world with your devastating love for it. Eat your cereal with marshmallows until the end of time. The joy is the point.

The new fad diet is peppering your self talk with charm and delight and dancing your way through a system that profits on insecurity.

The new fad diet is crunching into leftover holiday cookies with the certainty that you would choose all of this again: the joy & the joy & the joy & the joy. Today you woke up and chose wonder.

The new fad diet is doing whatever the fuck you want with your own body and it ends never, who’s in

The new fad diet is literally whatever I am too old for this shit abort mission abort abort

The new fad diet is picking out the pink starbursts and watching sunsets and calling every little dog a noodle