Don't make the mistake of equating vegetarianism with kindness. Some of the most cruel, vicious people I've encountered are "pure" vegetarians.

iPhone 13pro

Wait, “I’m so ATL” doesn’t mean “I’m so Atlanta”??????

you’re the smartest guy i’ve ever met and you’re too stupid to see he made up his mind ten minutes ago 😭😭😭😭😭

On our first anniversary he gifted me a Dyson Airwrap… all because one random Saturday while walking past a Dyson store in the mall I said “I’ll buy one someday”, and he remembered. Ladies, if he wants to, he would!

Saying non-vegetarians can’t love dogs is one of the most nonsensical arguments ever

He asks me if I love him, but he doesn’t know that when he finishes his food I give him mine, smiling as if I’m full, even when I’m not.

How unfair it is that a 45kg passenger and a 90kg passenger both get the same baggage allowance!

A whole month without a cigarette 🙌🏻

Zherka Any man who follows the Tate brother has some serious mental issues. Trash.

If weed damages ya short term memory imagine what weed can do.

Dad who didn’t want a dog

a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"

Met an Indian girl yesterday who’s been living outside India for the past 5 years. I asked her name and she said टनाया

2months What I used to spend on cigarettes, now I spend on more protein, and I’m loving it :)

Not liking dogs is fine. But adopting one and then abandoning it makes you the lowest kind of human.

Humour so broke, laughing hysterically at this 😭

The whole twitter knows you're Indian now

dear men don't fear if she hangs out with a guy more successful or better looking than you, fear if she hangs out with a guy who treats her better than you.