James’s teacher sent a message at 8:30 last night informing us all that today is pajama day 🙃

Getting roasted by this Korean restaurant on doordash

James: can I watch a playthrough of Tears of the Kingdom? me: okay, but please don’t tell me if they get somewhere I haven’t or do things differently than I do James: okay! 5 minutes later James: did you know you can just put a bomb near a like like and it’ll eat it and explode!

I gave James a sharpie and told him he could go nuts and draw whatever he wanted on his pumpkins, and he came up with these

I asked James how his class Halloween party went and he proudly told me he made a “popcorn talus” Im dying

We all face moments when things feel overwhelming, and that’s okay. Remember, you are not alone.

I took James to the doctor because his cough hasn’t been improving, and he drew his symptoms on the drive over 😂

Why is there a shark learning math in my family room?

Aaaaand we’re back!

I was just logging on to let everyone know I'm finally leaving this hellsite and now whatever this is is popping up on my timeline?

I'll be over on the butterfly site. same username