When's a good time to rearrange furniture? #UpstairsNeighbor thinks 6:30am. Good thing we're moving to our new house in 2 weeks!

Upstairs Neighbor is grooving out to the #grammys.

Another #upstairsneighbor mystery solved! RT @AuthorLHayes: it was his ass all along riding the bike in the apt

Inspired by The King's Speech win, Upstairs Neighbor has been reenacting Logue's muscle loosening exercises for the past two hours. #oscars

Perhaps I made too much noise when coming home at 11pm last night, so Upstairs Neighbor responded by rearranging her furniture at 7am today.

#Ifeelyourpain RT Carole Walker: is that thunder? or just my noisy upstairs neighbor?

Good idea! @Shewontbetamed I strategically invited my landlord in to collect my rent check when my neighbor was being loud. I win! .

#springbreak means Upstairs Neighbor home from teaching job and incessantly stomping.

@smpriolo Do you need backup? RT: Upstairs neighbor won by waking me up at 5.30 am. Stepping up the war today.

Upstairs Neighbor is prepping her three cats for the next Cat Drag Race: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D67vf-lUI4&feature=related

Upstairs Neighbor moonlights as an anti-gravity brick tester (for earthquake-resistant construction). THUD! Nope, that one doesn’t pass.

Just another Manic Monday for Upstairs Neighbor.