❛ Everyone misses me. It's a given. ❜ x.com/vexingkitty/st…

❛ Misses me working. ❜ x.com/vexingkitty/st…

❛ What's my name? What's my name? ❜

❛ I'm so painfully bored. ❜

Dramatic sigh. ❛ When I say that I'm bored someone is supposed to entertain. ❜

─ ❛ Do I look impressed? ❜

❛ I'm the king of this town. I call the shots, you know who I am. ❜

||. It's so hard starting up new accounts afdgajala

||. Everyone is posting writer reveals 👀

||. Idek how interested people are in rping with a male Uma so give this a like if you'd want to perhaps plot something?

Taps his foot impatiently. ❛ Where is everyone? ❜

❛ . . . Nice eyepatch, kid. ❜ x.com/apctitefille/s…

❛ Gil, I swear. I'll give you another timeout. ❜ x.com/vacuouslackey/…

❛ Call me that one. more. time.❜ x.com/reigncynicinen…

❛ You /really/ should be. ❜ x.com/reigncynicinen…

❛ Where is Harry when I need him to defend me from all this shrimpy calling?❜

❛ UgHhHhHhHhHh. ❜ He stomps his foot before grabbing Ben by the collar. ❛ That's it! ❜ x.com/reigncynicinen…

Points to himself. ❛ Helllooooo. I do. ❜

❛ Then don't call me . . . /that/. ❜ x.com/vacuouslackey/…

He drags him along towards the ship. ❛ This time, Harry /will/ hook you. ❜ x.com/reigncynicinen…