🤫🤫🤫 shhh dont tell Baroness Karren Brady CBE we posted this 👀 #SackTheBoard

#WhereIsAdrianAndTheTerrificTrentAlexandraArnold That’s who we came to see

We are getting the tumble dryer ready to reveal a new addition 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀⚒️⚒️🍾

Nothing to worry about...but if anyone spots Bowen on a train somewhere between here and Hull, could they contact the club directly West Ham United

Currently we have Jack Sullivan running around the London Stadium trying to find our possible new signing 👀 DONT GO TO BED!

BREAKING NEWS! The longest journey to the London stadium is complete, after 10 hours, Bowen is in the house....possibly

👀👀 The tumble dryer is ready, Jack Wilshere has finally managed to crawl out of it (got injured in the process..again) but Jarrod is climbing in right this minute!! #DontGoToBed!

What you have all waited for...he is in, on a busy Brexit night..Boris is a Hammer. Signed a 6 month loan deal. ⚒️👀

We are strangely moist ⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Club Statement: Following on from making Sky apologise for negative press regarding our owners, we will now be taking action against any fan who also has a negative opinion of us. #SeeYouInCourt #COYI

Fans are reminded that they are not allowed to vent anger, displeasure or their opinions against the board...as its considered dangerous and will result in a seasonal ban.

All negative content or views will not be tolerated by our board...they are a d̶i̶c̶t̶a̶t̶o̶r̶s̶h̶i̶p̶ very well lead organisation ⚒️

Just spoken to a local cab driver, he reckons the owners are, if anything, putting too much money into the club, and they are right to take inflated interest rates on their loans...funny old world isn't it.

Least we are guaranteed that West Ham will be undefeated for the next 2 weeks now....

🎵🎶Lets pretend we won a game🎶🎵⚒️

Our season....

Club Statement: In a sign if solidarity we will not be spending any real money for the next few transfer windows like Chelsea couldn't, and we will not be taking part in the next 2 Champion Leagues either like our friends Man City.

Anyone know who these are? David Moyes isn't sure? If you could let the club know, much appreciated.

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As the press keep saying that protests affect the team.. therefore from now on can Hammers United protest EVERY week from now on ⚒️