why is silence considered awkward, i like to shut the fuck up sometimes

I don't think people understand how observant I am. Like, I'm really not a fool.

me when i don't agree, but i also don't have the energy to explain

When the professor is passionate about teaching and you genuinely understand and enjoy the class

me when i don't agree, but i also don't have the energy to explain

probably the worst thing you could say to someone

Me when I start using my own money and realise how expensive I am

don't talk to me while i’m rubbing my eye... i'm not going to hear you

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

"Te liguei!" Eu sei, fiquei vendo tocar.

me when i like a song: 🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂

“it gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes

relationships are actually easy when you're not dating a lying weirdo

me after looking at my transaction history and realizing everything actually adds up, no one stole from me

eu sou sociável mas vc tem que falar comigo primeiro