"can i call you?" me

Girl math is not taking pain meds when you have cramps to see how long you can take the pain for and if you take the meds it means you’re weak

o ep de modern family que o manny cai tentando andar de skate e em seguida a STELLA aparece andando de skate igual profissional

“Are you seriously about to cry right now” Me already:

Stop calling your busy friends fake we aren’t 16 anymore people have responsibilities

Odeio inseto sonso que não acha o rumo da janela, meu amigo você ACABOU de passar por ela

STRIKE A POSE

My bladder

How it feels going back to work after the weekend

“you saw me and didnt even say hi” me :

I think we can all relate to this

hi, good morning

sorry boss can’t come into work i gotta stay home and feel really weird and anxious all day

Lord plz remove all laziness from my body. Give me the energy, strength, health, and direction to reach my full potential.

This what I mean when I say green my favorite color