Unironically, “May I meet you” has just become a killer pickup line for this exact demographic - gets a laugh - inside joke creates shared connection - signals interest with low pressure

Bill Ackman trying to be a slightly less toxic yet equally cringeworthy rolemodel to "the youngins".

BREAKING: It's now 3x more likely Jesus returns this year than Bitcoin hitting $200k this month.

Sigh... time to bring up the after-school PSA again...

Every Time. LOL. Das ist bisschen wie mit Fakenews. Der erste Post bleibt immer mehr hängen als die Richtigstellung.

OVERNIGHT: President Trump’s $1,776 checks for 1.45 million troops announced Wednesday night come from Congressionally-allocated reconciliation funds intended to subsidize housing allowances for service members, a senior official confirmed to Defense One. defenseone.com/policy/2025/12…

ROBERTS: If you cut something by 100%, the cost goes down to 0. If you cut it by 600%, the drug companies are actually paying you to take their product. So it raises the question -- how much of last night's speech was hyperbole? LUTNICK: No. What he's saying is if a drug was

From the Semafor media newsletter: NPR says no more quotes from someone named Professor Carl Tobias

As we reported in 2024, the FSB Fifth’s Service tasked an AfD parliamentary aide with arranging for his boss to file lawsuits against the chancellery over security assistance to Ukraine. So this would be unsurprising. theins.ru/en/politics/26…

2026 prediction: an Ashley Madison-level breach from an AI app. Millions have handed their most personal thoughts, or all their corporate IP, to startups with 18 months of runway and a privacy policy nobody read.

🇩🇪 Around 50 sheep went on a rampage through a supermarket in Burgsinn, Germany, toppling shelves, smashing bottles, and causing utter chaos for 20 minutes before being rounded up.

Amazing moment on French TV. A French judge explains how Trump sent people from the US Embassy basically trying to intimidate her during Le Pen's trial for embezzlement - something they've done to other judges around the world My English sub-titles 👇

TACO

After James Brown's arrest in 1988, he gave the greatest interview ever

Well done, aber Satire war früher irgendwie lustiger

You've gotta watch this. "Paid agitators." Once something like this happens to you, it changes you. You're willing to go back out again and again no matter what because your freedom is at stake. He says it's like terrorism.

So apparently white Americans in Minneapolis are putting Mexican flags on their cars so ICE agents waste time pulling them over. They call it ICE fishing. 🤣😂

Former Washington Post reporters launch GoFundMe to help repatriate international staff who was fired and now facing logistical challenges getting out of their countries and back home. gofundme.com/f/support-for-…