Me going to pee after I got all comfy in my bed:

do you think flies call us walks?

When you mistakenly straight up click a song instead of adding it to the queue you’ve been lining up for the past 10 minutes😭

idk how to flirt but i can piss you off

Microwaves be like: here is your hot plate of cold rice....

Me hiding from girls because I'm handsome ..🙌

finally accepting that we had nothing and I over romanticized everything

My final act of love is never bothering you again.

i’ve lost the art of talking to multiple girls at once. life got serious.

Me when someone discovers my home nickname and decides to say it in public

“Na you dey hot o” My plan na to catch fire

Na everything i read for social studies Dey happen to me now Inadequate funds Lack of social amenities High cost of living

I think the final boss of adulthood is not being able to finish a movie in one sitting

“Best in leaving women alone”

I was more outside at 16 than i am now😂😂😂😂

I’m working on myself. I should be emotionally available by 2028 I can feel it