Selling the OC is so funny because none of these men are straight

my ducks: in a row my elephant: addressed my eggs: several baskets my bigger fish: fried

everything i do comes from love, even violence.

“Discernment can make you a villain in rooms where denial is the culture”

this entire year has just been a mix of me losing my mind and having the best time of my life

The first person Jesus revealed himself to after resurrecting was a hoe but you think you too good to be in love with one. Jesus’s absolute favorite person was a hoe. You think you better than jesus?

whatever girl the stars will align and the best thing will happen to you soon

three wise men? I highly doubt that

“It’s their job to clean up”

Of course I’m confident, I watched myself make something out of nothing my whole life lol

Most attractive muscle on a man? Frontal lobe. Fully developed.

"if u sleep in the afternoon, u won't sleep at night" me in the afternoon and at night:

if u don’t like the 2016 trend just admit u wasn’t havin motion back then n shut up

God I miss him

Im in my fkn bag this year my family and my besties not gonna want for nothing 🩷

Drake realiy gagged me on the shoe fits ngl

since likes are private I'm just letting you all know that I liked this

Ahhh time for the love is blind commentary on tik tok

i feel like if you voted for trump you should automatically be drafted for war

i dont wanna hang with nobody that be drunk everyday. or even every weekend. like i have really outgrown that shit. it’s really so much other shit to do.